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  • "hey, nice tie''

    A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
    "Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.
    "Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere.
    "Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.
    "It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts."

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    Originally posted by mikestang746 View Post
    A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
    "Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.
    "Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere.
    "Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.
    "It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts."
    The man sits nursing his drink, when all of a sudden, from the other side of he room a voice says "Hey stupid!!" He looks around but sees no one. "Yeah, I'm talking to you, idiot!" the voice calls again. The man returns to his drink, when the voice again calls out to him. "Yeah maybe you are going crazy, butthead!".

    He again calls the bartender over and asks him about the voice. "Oh I'm really sorry," says the bartender, "the cigarette machine is completely out of order."

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