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a quick-wtted solution

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  • a quick-wtted solution

    I was invited out with "the girls." I told my husband "I'll be back by midnight,I promise!"

    Well..the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. around 3i headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up,and cuckood 3 times! Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckood another 9 times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a conflict with him. (Even totally smashed..3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos = 12 cuckoos..midnight!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT!"...he didn't seem pissed off in the the least..Whew! I got away with that one!

    Then he said "we need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked why,he said "well.last night our clock cuckood 3 times.then said "oh ****!"..cuckood 4 more times,cleared its throat, cuckood another 3 times, giggled, cuckood twice more,then tripped over the coffee table and farted!"
    You're just jealous cause the voices only talk to me!

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    Sounds like a good night out! lol