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  • Three Englishmen and a Scotsman

    Three Englishmen were in a pub and spotted a Scotsman at the bar.
    The first one said he was going to piss him off.

    He walked over to the Scotsman and tapped him on the shoulder.

    "Hey Jock, I hear your St. Andrew was a poof."

    "Oh aye really? Hmm! I didna know that."

    Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his mates.

    "I told him his St. Andrew was a poof and he didn't care!"

    "You just don't know how to set him off. Watch and learn."

    The second Englishman walked over and tapped the Scotsman on the
    Shoulder.

    "Hey Jock, I hear your St. Andrew was a transvestite poof!"

    "Oh, jings! I didnae know that. Thank you."


    Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his mates.

    "You're right. He is unshakeable!"

    The third Englishman said "No, no, no! I will really piss him off. You
    Just watch."


    The Englishman walked over to the Scotsman, tapped him on the shoulder
    And said...

    "Hey Jock I hear your St. Andrew was an Englishman!"

    "Aye! So yer mates were sayin’...."

  • #2
    ill borrow that for later

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