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Three Englishmen and a Scotsman

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  • Three Englishmen and a Scotsman

    Three Englishmen were in a pub and spotted a Scotsman at the bar.
    The first one said he was going to piss him off.

    He walked over to the Scotsman and tapped him on the shoulder.

    "Hey Jock, I hear your St. Andrew was a poof."

    "Oh aye really? Hmm! I didna know that."

    Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his mates.

    "I told him his St. Andrew was a poof and he didn't care!"

    "You just don't know how to set him off. Watch and learn."

    The second Englishman walked over and tapped the Scotsman on the

    "Hey Jock, I hear your St. Andrew was a transvestite poof!"

    "Oh, jings! I didnae know that. Thank you."

    Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his mates.

    "You're right. He is unshakeable!"

    The third Englishman said "No, no, no! I will really piss him off. You
    Just watch."

    The Englishman walked over to the Scotsman, tapped him on the shoulder
    And said...

    "Hey Jock I hear your St. Andrew was an Englishman!"

    "Aye! So yer mates were sayin’...."

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    ill borrow that for later