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    Two Scots, a father and his son, go to America.
    - Daddy, when we’ll arrive?
    - Shut up and swim.


    Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
    - Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
    As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
    - Gorgonzola!
    - Wait, it is not on yet.


    Two friends:
    - Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
    - Of course! How many people are coming?
    - Three, if you bring your girlfriend.

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    Yes, they're rubbish aren't they.

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