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    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired
    and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over! and gently woke the
    woman, asking, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
    reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
    "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."
    After a moment of silence, he farted.