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The Frog and the Banker

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  • The Frog and the Banker

    A frog hops into a bank and approaches Patty Black, the loan officer.

    "Hello. My name is Kermit Jagger, and I'd like a $100,000 pond improvement loan."

    "Well," says Miss Black, "Do you have any collateral?"

    The frog produces a delicate figurine and says, "I have this."

    The loan officer says she has to talk it over with the bank manager. She takes the figurine into his office.

    "There's a frog outside,"she tells the manager. "His name is Kermit Jagger, and he wants a $100,000 loan. All he has for collateral is this... um... What is this, anyway?"

    The bank manager says,

    It's a knickknack, Patty Black. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!