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    Smart AT$T: AT&T fired president John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

    With a Little Help From Our Friends: Police in Oakland, California, spent two hours attemopting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, hsouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."

    What Was Plan B? A San Francisco man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, where in the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

    The Grand Finale: Last summer, on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they cuoldn't get their brand new 22-foot boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every manuever, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted over to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything inperfect working condition. The engine was fine, the out drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped into the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water; he was laughing so hard he gagged and almost drowned.

    This is true...Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.