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    HOUSEHOLDERS. Store yellow crayons, broken pencils, dried up biros and highlighters somewhere handy. I keep mine in a jar by the telephone.

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    fool your friends into thinking you use expensive butter by simply using cheap margerine and ripping holes in the bread.

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    • #3
      make your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs.

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      • #4
        slicing a Battenburg cake lengthways, both vertically and horizontally, makes four handy, long mini sponge cakes (one pair yellow, the other pink).

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        • #5
          lady drivers. Draw a little diagram on a Post it showing the position of the hand brake and gearstick, and stick it to your dashboard. This will save you having to look for them when the lights go green

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          • #6
            Tut Tut teashoci not nice so out it goes !!
            Last edited by Babz; 20th December 2006, 14:50.

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            • #7
              I have deleted this one teashoci as it was not very nice !!

              Thought you might have changed but it seems not(remember what admin did to you last time)
              Last edited by Babz; 20th December 2006, 14:49.

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              • #8
                PLAGIARISTS at least have the quality of preservation!
                Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881) British politician and author

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by McDink View Post
                  PLAGIARISTS at least have the quality of preservation!
                  Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881) British politician and author
                  you talking about my viz top tips?

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                  • #10
                    Was that where they were from. I thought they were about as amusing as a bucket of cold sick...
                    GIRFUY!

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