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    You Know You're A Mom...

    1. You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're
    equal.

    2. You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's
    favorite toy and made him/her cry.

    3. You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

    4. You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

    5. Your child throws up and you catch it.

    6. Someone else's kid throws up at a party and you keep eating.

    7. You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance.

    8. You mastered the art of placing food on a plate without anything
    touching.

    9. Your child insists that you read "Once Upon a Potty" out loud in
    the lobby of the doctor's office, and you do it.

    10. You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband
    in ages, then spend half the night talking about and checking on the
    kids.

    11. You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your
    child eats.

    12. You can't bear the thought of your son's first girlfriend.

    13. You hate the thought of his wife even more.

    14. You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into unusual
    shapes.

    15. You fast-forward through the scene when the hunter shoots
    Bambi's mother.

    16. You obsess when your child clings to you upon parting during his
    first month at school, then obsess when he skips in without
    looking back the second month.

    17. You can't bear to give away baby clothes -- it's so final.

    18. You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when
    you say, "Not in your good clothes."

    19. You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.

    20. You read that the average 5-year-old asks 437 questions a day and
    feel proud that your kid is "above average."

    21. You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job," but you
    know you wouldn't trade it for anything.

  • #2
    hehehehe

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    • #3
      oh my goodness all the above is soooooo true!

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      • #4
        Oh the joys of motherhood... All the vomit of the world couldn't make me give it up!

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        • #5
          i know mother is not easily to be.

          but this give us the general rules to be. thank you O.P

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          • #6
            ...child's "barf"...

            SO TRUE!! Motherhood: when your heart is outside your body. It ALL passes by SO FAST, doesn't it?

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            • #7
              Ya very nice! I wonder why they only considered women in that study as this should have the same effect on men. Love to see more on plant proteins and bioavailability. Thanks interesting read!


              Recomending that you alter your sig, looks and rads a bit like spam. kv
              Last edited by kathyv; 9th November 2009, 21:16. Reason: Spam in sig

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              • #8
                Originally posted by souhorid View Post
                Ya very nice! I wonder why they only considered women in that study as this should have the same effect on men. Love to see more on plant proteins and bioavailability. Thanks interesting read!
                First and only post on a thread which hasn't been contributed to for almost two years....what makes me think that it's spam in the sig ?

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                • #9
                  very interesting.
                  translator

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                  • #10
                    All of the above!
                    Give me a mountain landscape over a city skyline any day! God's handiwork is far more beautiful than something created by the modern man.

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