Second Rate?

[NZman]

Are all Scottish sporting teams second rate?
Discuss If you can Love the NZman

[Georges]

Only the good ones are second rate. Most are third rate at best.

Are all NZ sheep promiscious?

Slainte, Georges

[NZman]

Georges,

Third rate What about Celtic & Rangers

As for the sheep

Sadly the answer's no They are wise to all randy bleeders now and play hard to get. There are some loose ones I imagine, but the free knobbing days are over

Some dude with a kilt on his ring has a sheep on offer, if your interested But she looks a bit minging to me

Sheep knobbing seems to be the only topic of conversation between the Scot and Kiwi's do you know what the obsession is

Sheep the meat with it's own white dressing :

Remember your gun boot I love ewe all the NZman

[Georges]

NZ Man

Only two decent soccer teams in Scotland; Celtic and Celtic reserves.

Which part of Aoterea are you from? Spent 6 weeks backpacking in NZ back in 1990. Great country, Plan to return when you regain the Bledisloe cup or I retire which ever comes first. Only 30 years till I retire so that seems favourite at this time. I still keep in touch with a friend who lives near Te Aroha. The original Kilted settlers did a good job!

Why are your cricket team lying down to the South Afreeekans?

One thing puzzles me - If NZ is such a great country why are so many of your fellow Men and Women working here in Edinburgh filling up our Pint Glasses? Do us a favour,take the Men back.

Aye yours in Steinlager - George.

[NZman]

Originally posted by Georges

One thing puzzles me - If NZ is such a great country why are so many of your fellow Men and Women working here in Edinburgh filling up our Pint Glasses? Do us a favour,take the Men back.

Aye yours in Steinlager - George.

Cos London's full of Ozzies

Working in a pub in the UK is a A & NZ right of passage
You can't deny us this

Love NZman

[Georges]

NZ MAN

It's good of you to send people over here to staff our Bars.They do a great job. Is Bar Work viewed as skilled labour in NZ? Is it the second career choice for failed Sheep Shearers?

Edinburgh has it's fair share of Aussies also. Good people the Ozzies, let's everyone else realise how fortunate they are.

Is the story true about the NZ Prime Minister being asked by a TV Journalist in Sydney why so many Kiwi's came to Oz to live. His classic response being along the lines of, 'Don't complain about all the Kiwis over here, it boosts the average IQ in both our countries.'

Where are all the other web anoraks. Is this post too High Brow for them?

By the way the Kiwi girls here say that us Scotchies are better in bed than their brothers. What can this mean?

Toodle Pip - Georges.

[NZman]

Originally posted by Georges
NZ MAN

It's good of you to send people over here to staff our Bars.They do a great job. Is Bar Work viewed as skilled labour in NZ? Is it the second career choice for failed Sheep Shearers?


By the way the Kiwi girls here say that us Scotchies are better in bed than their brothers. What can this mean?

Toodle Pip - Georges.

Hi Georges,

Probably convicted sheep rapers, looking for a way to avoid sheep justice

I don't know about the brother business, it's usually our mothers or sheep for us Kiwi's Or so the usually postings go

If you do get a kiwi in the sack, ask her to show you a female ejac It'll knock your socks off

Love the NZman.