Scotland's control of England

[ScabbyDouglas]

In the name of the Wee Man...

Is this a bad case of Pyles, or what?

"Preparation H" is called for, I think.

[aNonnyMoose]

Be fair. Thirrs naehin wurse thin a dose ae the Swinneys....

[Pyle]

Yes joke all you wish about the name Pyle. Do you not think we have had this kind of **** for so long. Its boring.


But in the end it will be us my friend that will ne laughing.

[aNonnyMoose]

Nae offence, sonny, but eh've bin votin fir 30 years, an wis a nashnulist lang afore that. Eh wis a membir ae the SNP way back in 1974, when hings luikt no bad fir us. Eh left the pairty whin it loast its wuy in the 90's, an eh'm no allowed tae be a membir noo (no that eh wid want tae be) due tae meh affiliations wi anithir organisashun.

So, tell us please - whit exackly ir yi gonnae dae thit's nae bin trehd afore? Mibbes us auld dumb currints hiv bin missin sumhit a' they years ae arguin wi Unionists, chappin oan doors an genrully trehin tae perswade ithers tae see sinse.

Eh'd railly like a wee wet-ahint-the-ears Yooni studint wi nae rail life experyunce tae explehn tae me an meh mates whaur wi've bin gaein wrang a' these yairs.

Dinnae get iss wrang - eh complaitly agree wi yi wi regaird tae Swinney an his minions, the Gang of Six thit hiv reducet a pairty wance wi 100,000 membirs tae wan wi less thin 5,000 - nae mettir whit thir spin-doctirs say. Naebiddy eh ken is scairt ae change. It's whit wis a' want. Bit eh'd love tae hear yir raisinin. Cos if it involves the yaise ae violence thin git awa tae f###. Bin trehd, got a load ae lads pit awa fir yairs. Ask Andy MacIntosh if yi dinnae hink eh'm tellin the truth.....

[Artoo]

Aye, like Nonny, ah've been a Nationalist since young Pyle wiz a gleam in his daddy's eye. An ah wiz toutin fur Scotland in Europe well before the SNP got real. Well, as real as they get.

Ah agree wi yer opinion ah Swinney, son, but ah wid strongly suggest that ye lay aff the rantin till ye know who ye're rantin tae.

[Pyle]

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