jobees thread

[kathyv]

Whether or not you post here is not up to me. I am addressing several complaints I've received as to your intentions on this site.

I want you to prove to all that you are not trolling or spamming here from other places on the 'net. I also want you to understand that intellectual property rights can become an issue, just know that you no longer own the use rights of your work posted here, for future publishing intentions or not.

[scotty6405]

Confused, is it guilty until proven innocent? Let the complainants come forward.

[jobee]

Originally Posted by kathyv

Whether or not you post here is not up to me. I am addressing several complaints I've received as to your intentions on this site.

I want you to prove to all that you are not trolling or spamming here from other places on the 'net. I also want you to understand that intellectual property rights can become an issue, just know that you no longer own the use rights of your work posted here, for future publishing intentions or not.

They think I'm English, I'm a Fifer by birth.
When are they going to get over old wars with the English?

[scotty6405]

Jobee, Keep the faith(i.e. your faith) and stand up to those few who would mock anyone not agreeing with their narrow minded views. On this forum you are quickly labled "troll, inglis, etc. by the same 3 or 4 posters. Freah blood is what is needed.

[jobee]

Originally Posted by scotty6405

Jobee, Keep the faith(i.e. your faith) and stand up to those few who would mock anyone not agreeing with their narrow minded views. On this forum you are quickly labled "troll, inglis, etc. by the same 3 or 4 posters. Freah blood is what is needed.

Thanks scotty, why wont they discuss PMs,there is plenty to talk about?
Unless they dont know anything.

[PADDYBOY]

Originally Posted by Polwarth

Your name says it all, especially if you put the word 'wee' in front....

Or follow it with 'weekter'

Jobee
Would I be right in assuming that you are a Dawkinite. I'm no fan of Richard Dawkins myself, but would be up for discussion, if you like ?

[PADDYBOY]

THE AULD BROON TROOT GOD
by Sandy Thomas Ross

The auld broon troot lay unner a stane,
Unner a stane lay he,
An he thocht o' the wund,
An he thocht o' the rain,
An the troot that he uist tae be.

A'm a gey auld troot, said he tae hissel,
A gey auld troot, said he,
An there's mony a queer-like
Tale A cuid tell
O' the things that hae happened tae me.

They wee-hafflin trooties are aa verra smert,
They're aa verra smert, said he,
They ken aa the rules
O' the gemm aff by hairt,
An they're no aften catched, A'll agree.



They're thinkin A'm auld an they're thinkin A'm duin,
They're thinkin A'm duin, said he,
They're thinkin A'm no
Worth the flirt o' a fin
Or the blink o' a bonnie black ee.

But A'm safe an A'm smug in ma bonnie wee neuk,
A'm safe an A'm snug, said he,
A'm the big fush that
Nae fusher can heuk,
An A'll aye be that - till A dee!


This is a poem I learned at primary school and have never forgotten it.
I didn't write it myself, well, except the title, which I tweaked a bit.