How to live a triumphant Christians life

[DrJames]

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[Rob_Roy_Kowalski]

Originally Posted by DrJames

How to live a triumphant Christians life

Kill all the heathens???

[Polwarth]

We are the Romans; we hate the Christians'...

[Jock_Tams_Bairn]

Ah the Chrisitan lifestyle. I have a neighbor who is a devout and fundamentalist christian (always has been) and even though she is in her late 30's, she looks like someone in their 60's. Now, try and tell me the christian lifestyle is the one I want

[Sharp_Kid]

...or How to Become a Nutcase in Three Easy Steps.

[DrJames]

You should not have any problem proving the teaching of an ill-educated fool wrong, do you?
You should just go ahead and disprove it, instead of having a frog stuck up in your gut.

[Celyn]

Originally Posted by Polwarth

We are the Romans; we hate the Christians'...

Yayhay! I had forgotten all about that one. Back when Mr. W. Connolly was FUNNY!

Hmm, I bet my parents still have the L.P. somewhere. I might have to remember to take along a few cassette tapes next time I visit.


Now, to address the other comedian here:

It is not good to go home and tell them that you got save, people must just see your mannerism, and see your life of living, including change conversation and know that you meet the lord.

Why? It would be equivalent to someone who, upon finding a new football team to suport, or a new music band to listen to, or the latest trendy "diet" to try, determinedly bores family and friends nigh unto death with constant "conversation" about it. All right, in your case it's not a diet, but a supposed deity ... same difference.

Some of the reasons why God rejected certain people are disobedient, unforgiving spirit, root bitterness, double mindedness, evil doings, and forgetful ears are few of the things why God rejects some people.

How very funny. I trust you are not *seriously* suggesting that such attributes are unknown in Christians. If so, for goodness' sake, just look around you. Oh, and look at a bit of history too.

I shouldn't have bothered to look at that site, really, as I am, at present, wrestling with my own religious doubts: I need to be sure whether one need worship only one god, or whether I can be a true and faithful follower of both the Invisible Pink Unicorn *and* of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Dr. James, I urge you to cease this superstitious adoration of a religious cult that has caused a LOT of

............unforgiving spirit, root bitterness, double mindedness, evil doings, and forgetful ears

in its time, and I beseech ye instead to open your heart that you may learn to know the one true God.



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