The amish elevator

[LongHairedBeardedKiltie]

The Amish Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son ... "Go get your mother."

[EverAfter]

i like the story, its really funny. though it does seem to make fun of the amish. what kinds of responses are you hoping or wanting to get from this post?

[LongHairedBeardedKiltie]

Originally posted by EverAfter
i like the story, its really funny. though it does seem to make fun of the amish. what kinds of responses are you hoping or wanting to get from this post?

It is a joke, the reaction that I do expect to have is to tut that they think its either not funny or smile because they think it is funny.

[EverAfter]

well then you got a smile out of me. I think amish people are very nice and all but it WAS a funny story which made me laugh a bit and lightened my mood.
-EverAfter

[LongHairedBeardedKiltie]

Originally posted by EverAfter
well then you got a smile out of me. I think amish people are very nice and all but it WAS a funny story which made me laugh a bit and lightened my mood.
-EverAfter

I have visited an amish colony on one of my many trips to the USA. I love they way they live a simple puritan lifestyle.