Cats for women and dogs for men.

[Saorsa1]

I hate cats. We have two and I hate them both.

Still, it's a woman's pet really.

A man should have a dog. And not a little ratty yelping weaselly nippy annoying lapdog but a reasonable sized woofer.

[kathyv]

What makes pets gender specific?

Personally I prefer dogs. And I assure you I am female.

[Saorsa1]

Och, men don't really have a cat thing the way women do.

[Celyn]

How about this cute fluffy wee moggy, The Bruce?



Macho enough for you? The world simply haz not enough cheezburgers for that lolcat.



Edited to add: Aye, he's real. At least according to the wonderful Snopes site, he's real.

[kathyv]

Wow, don't know if I'd have the guts to stand close to that thing! Not without something to throw REALLY far away to lure it away from me when it get's that hungry look in it's eyes! Shudder!

[Saorsa1]

What a nice cute kitty cat.

Do you have life insurance?

[Celyn]

Nah, the insurance man came to the door but the cat ate him.