Why I Love My Cat

[Texasmujer]

1. This is NOT a high maintenance relationship.

2. At least someone in my house is limber.

3. Fur can be a VERY comforting thing.

4. No sappy sentimental mush.

5. There's nothing like a good purr after a long, hard day.

6. Can you say "Above it all"?

7. Excellent appreciation of ornithology.

8. Does not sweat the small stuff.

9. Neater and tidier than most of my friends and family.

10. Has a communication system of his own, called "ear speak."

11. Won't be bossed by anyone.

12. Reminds me of how much fun it is to play.

13. Always, always a lady or gentleman.

14. Always forgives my mistakes (after letting me know how dumb I can be.)

15. Probably descended fromroyalty.

16. Never misses a lick.

17. Has elevated napping to a "high" art.

18. Has power, knows how to use it.

19. Easy to entertain.

20. Easy to bore.

21. Hard to fool.

22. Does double duty as a heating pad.

23. If I am really good tohim, gives me eye spueezes.

24. Biggest yawn in town.

25. Does not care what I look like.

26. Does not care how much I make.

27. Does not care how much money I make.

28. Brings me the most interesting gifts.

29. Knows all my secrets.

30. Keeps all my secrets.

31. Could do neurosurgery if she wanted to.

32. Doesn't care how much I eigh.

33. Forgives me for not being feline.

34. does not forgive anyone else for NOT being feline.

35. Purr runs smoothly without expensive parts and labor.

36. Out of all teh people on earth, my cat picked me.