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Old 16th February 2005, 14:27
Texasmujer Texasmujer is offline
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10. I could have sworn I heard a can opener...
9. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noises with their mouths?
8. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
7. I wonder if Morris really had 9 lives, or did he have ulterior motives?
6. Hmm...if dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't those STUPID dogs do anything for us?
5. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
4. Hey---no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener!
3. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
2. If there's a God, how can he allow neutering?
1. If that was the can opener, I'll play finicky just toshow THEM who's boss!!
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Old 19th February 2005, 20:11
auchenreoch auchenreoch is offline
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I also have a cat& i agree with the ways they think.We humans are there to cater for there every whim.They love us when it suits them.My husband says our cat treats our house like a hotel!!Lies out all day in the summer& comes in & out for food.
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