Pet Owner's Prayer

[Texasmujer]

Oh Lord, don't let me once forget
How much I love my trusty pet.
Help me learn to disregard
The canine craters in the yard.
Show me how to be a buddy
Even when my sofa's muddy.
Ddon't allow my pooch to munch
Postal carriers for lunch.
Shield my neighbor's cat from view,
Guide my steps around the doo.
Train me not to curse and scowl
When it's my puppy's night to howl.
Grant I shan't awake in fear
With a cold nose in my ear.
Give me patience without end---
Help me be my dog's "best friend."