Scottish way to clean a cat!

[German-Lassie]

Scottish way to clean a cat.


1 Thoroughly clean the lavvy bowl.

2 Add the required amount of shampoo to the cludge water,
and have both lids lifted.

3 Obtain the mingin' moggy and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.

4 In one smooth movement, put mingin' moggy down the bog
and close both lids.

5 Flush the lavvy three or four times. This provides
a "power wash and rinse" which is most effective.

Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that the cat
cannot escape.

6 Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure
that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.

7 Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly
lift both lids.

8 The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run
outside where he will dry himself.

9 Repeat once cat is dry.

[Mistress]

Originally posted by German-Lassie
Scottish way to clean a cat.


1 Thoroughly clean the lavvy bowl.

2 Add the required amount of shampoo to the cludge water,
and have both lids lifted.

3 Obtain the mingin' moggy and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.

4 In one smooth movement, put mingin' moggy down the bog
and close both lids.

5 Flush the lavvy three or four times. This provides
a "power wash and rinse" which is most effective.

Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that the cat
cannot escape.

6 Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure
that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.

7 Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly
lift both lids.

8 The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run
outside where he will dry himself.

9 Repeat once cat is dry.

[i][b]LMAO

[Zwilnik]

Nice one, but what about a dog?

[mee]

Jog it through a carwash maybe , LOL

[Texasmujer]

LOL LOL LOL I PROMISE...I will NOT report you to the SPCA!!