The Catflap

[alanmckechnie]

Scuse me for breaking into a private conversation!!!!

It has been known for cats to learn how to let there mates in, by approachnig the flap thus unlocking it their mates can then come through the flap. Clever wee b*****s!!!!

[Talon]

Originally posted by alanmckechnie
Scuse me for breaking into a private conversation!!!!

It has been known for cats to learn how to let there mates in, by approachnig the flap thus unlocking it their mates can then come through the flap. Clever wee b*****s!!!!

Hi Alan,

its not private buddy...we were just the only ones posting in it...

and lol.. I guess that does not surprise me that they would do that...they are, like you say very clever..

[Artoo]

CATS UR COOL? (aye, shoutin!). Ah'll tell ye whit cats ur - thur sneaky wee basturts! Oor cat wiz inheritit when ma step-daughters decided tae go travelin the wurrild - did they take the cat? Did they fcuk! Ennywey, wherr wis ah?

Oh aye. Oor cat lives on the top of the kitchen sink and the adjacent central heating boiler. It's blind as a....cat (?) and refuses to come doon tae the flerr. Sort of 'Cat in the Canopy'. So whit dae ah huv tae dae? Knock oot a pane a' glass and install a catflap in the windae.

An put in a wee ladder so it can get back in the hoose (we've goat a basement flat). And install razor wire an video-surveillance an suchlike so's it canny get oot the basement gairden an get pizza'd by a passing truck oan Great Western Road.

So we canny huv the kitchen windae replaced, though it badly needs it, until the cat dies. It's twinty. An bad basturts keep tellin me aboot cats that live tae twinty-five.

No this wan.

Ah promise.

Artoo. 'Dogs have owners, cats have staff'

[Talon]

Originally posted by Artoo
'Dogs have owners, cats have staff'

lol..this is so very true.. I got a new wee kitten last week as a new friend for my older cat....niether of them have looked in my direction in all that time... except of course to "moew" loudly at me when they want something...

If I could speak cat I would tell them to Meeooww Off!!



also Pizza'd is nice visual immagery

[mee]

i had a catflap once .. until i found an opossum eat a banana on my dining room table !! gave me quite a fright it did ran like the hounds of hell were nipping at my heels lol !!

[Talon]

lol..

yes, I imagine you did mee