cheer-me-up-xoxoxoxo

[eve1102]

Kim,
yes i do know him pretty well. I hope knows how good of a friend i am. i would think he would anyway i hope you are doing well. and yes true friends are very hard to find. take care of yourself ok kim.

eve
happy girl

[linda_t]

Hi all,

No advice to offer as it has all been said but I have a joke......hope it translates to the US listeners!!! Oh and I don't have anything against religion and hope it doesn't offend anyone!!!

A PRESBYTIRIAN, METHODIST AND BAPTIST ON A CRUISE WITH THEIR WIVES...A TIDAL
WAVE CAME UP OVER THE SHIP AND SUNK IT....
ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY ALL FOUND THEMSELVES STANDING BEFORE ST PETER...

ST PETER TOLD THE PRESBYTIRIAN, SORRY I CANNOT LET YOU IN..YOU LOVED MONEY SO MUCH YOU EVEN MARRIED A WOMAN NAMED "PENNY"

THEN ST PETER TOLD THE METHODIST, SORRY I CANNOT LET YOU IN EITHER..YOU LOVED FOOD SO MUCH YOU EVEN MARRIED A WOMAN NAMED
"CANDY"

THE BAPTIST TURNED NERVOUSLY TO HIS WIFE AND SAID, "IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY GOOD FOR US, DOES IT "FAN*Y"......

hehehe made me smile anyway
Hope you lot haven't heard it B4!!!!!

cya.....Linda!!!

ps can't take the credit if you found it funny....someone sent it to me!!!!

[Willy]

No Linda, I haven't heard that one before. That was cute! (& translated just fine. )


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Di (aka ^..^ ~ Willy)

[CourtneyLynne]

HaHa that was very cute!!
Courtney

[linda_t]

Hi and thanx people,

Anyone for another joke......a little bit rude but I will clean it up as much as i can!!!!! I promise!!!!

Linda

[linda_t]

Well here it is!!!!!

King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place.

"This is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, "Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?". "Ah, sire, just observe," said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. "Merlin, you are a genius!" said the grateful monarch, "Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected."

After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot.

Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had themdrop their trousers for an informal "short arm" inspection. Sure enough, each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way.

All of them except Sir Galahad. "Sir Galahad", exclaimed King Arthur, "The one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is
yours!"

But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.

Hehehehehehehe

Hope you enjoyed it .....sorry if you didn't!!!!

Be good
Linda

[Willy]

Very Cute Linda!
(and you did such a good job of making it a "PG" rating)