FOR SALE - 1 moderator

[Peteman]

Well, I thought I'd throw myself into the cauldron of love and life that is the personals forum.

Product Description:

1 white Scottish male,
blue eyes
blondish hair
age - 121

asking price:

Open to offers.

Celebrity look-alike:




[This message has been edited by Peteman (edited 20 October 1999).]

well here's an offer you cant refuse...
ill take the full monty from the Manly Petal.
Just checking ... is the offer for life or can we hire you for short periods of time(?!?)
Ok then, lets start the bidding at... £100, and i know he's worth more but i like to haggle.

[dclor]

Peteman, Do you like women who blether alot? (Not that I do, mind you, just wondering.....) - Diane

121???!!! (Hmmmmm...I'll have to talk slow - and LOUD!)(EEEE-gads! And keep it brief!! so I don't lose your attention span at that age!!!!)

[This message has been edited by dclor (edited 20 October 1999).]

[Ainslee_W]

My Gawd, he's a "Scottish Mummy!" How long is your hair? I like guys with long pretty hair! Ummmmm, so we can sell ourselves on here too? Cool.

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AKA: Rebecca

[eve1102]

ok peteman i do beleive you have some takers there. really 121!!!!!!!!! you don't look a day over 100!!!(chuckle)

eve

[Lulu]

I think you discovered the Fountain of Youth, Peteman. Dashing!! Cindy

[celticjack]

Hmmmmm....I DO need a bit of a conversation piece for th' foyer...a talkin' doorstop WOULD be quite unusual...particularly one that's 121 years old...Ok, Petman, I'll register my bid as soon as I find the currency conversion chart from pounds t' dollars...You'll like it here...decor retro-Medieval...quiet, raucous only during SPL and Scots National games on cable...


[This message has been edited by celticjack (edited 20 October 1999).]