"aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggg" help!!!

[phillmccracken]

thats it i iz sick o this town hazz eney body got a spare nuck just kidding just got the sack faa my girl frend need new frends to cheer me up!!!!

[Lulu]

Phill,
I'll be a new friend!! I've been dumped a couple times myself!! Now I hate the creeps (except for one)...he came back and then I got to turn HIM down!!! You'll make plenty of American friends on this chat line, like myself!!! Cheer up...Cindy

[caroltaft]

It will be okay, Phil! The trick is to show her how much you don't care! Find a beautiful girl (even a relative she doesn't know), and be sure to go somewhere she will see you. Then act like the two of you are madly in love. Your girlfriend will be back in a heartbeat!! ~~Carol~~

[MickC]

I've got an idea. Have yourself a right good "bevy", then try to get ticket for the Wembley invasion this week (or get back with the girlfriend, which might be easier!)

[dclor]

Boy, Phill! Did you come to the right place! It's good to have another Scottish lad on here. You're in good company, huh, Stu, dear! (Carol! I almost typed a 'd' at the end of Stu's name! That one would have outdone even what I did to Peteman's name!!!!) Phill, honestly, you may have to wait a little while for us to get our spelling(!) right, but.... Waiting to hear from you again..... - Diane

(Guess which one's me!!!)

[caroltaft]

Goofy! I KNOW I guessed right--do I get a prize? Diane, I'm really worried about what sort of person I'm associating myself with! All these Freudian slips, and those naughty pictures you invited everyone to view!! PHIL: It's okay--just don't tell Diane where you live, and you're safe!! You'll have more women to talk to than you ever hoped for! ~~Carol~~

[dclor]

You didn't even guess that just maybe I might be the bashful, shy one? - Diane