Looking for a strapping Scottish woman

[Dinagaling]

I'm a wild Irishman from the windswept and rocky west coast, typing this with me shillelagh which is a slow process let me tell you, and I'd love to meet a nice Scottish girl with a strong Scots accent, caber tossing experience optional but a definite plus, looks good in a bikini, with a mischevious sense of humor.

I'm 35, black hair, blue-green eyes, a few dings but overall in good nick, my last wife had four teeth in her head but she made a mean curry, full clean drivers licence and references available upon application. I enjoy fishing, writing, the great outdoors, movies, the odd pint, all the usual sure ye know yourselves.

I love Scottish people and watch the Highlander part 1 and Braveheart every night before I go to bed. Okay maybe not but still, great place and great people!

If ye could start the queue to the left that would be good, the guards gave me an earful for obstructing traffic the last time.