Scots - how are they?

[aNonnyMoose]

Originally Posted by Marlys of Mull

Come, Mr. Nonny, regale us with one of your fuzzy memories of the heroics of the past so that Izabela may get a true idea of the mentality of the Scots.

Eh... hoo'saboot defendin a plastic bag full of turf from Wembley from all the other desperate folk on the bus for about 30 miles headed back north?


To fully appreciate that one, you have to go back to the 70's when there were no toilets on buses. Fill it with Scotsmen celebrating gubbing the English on their home turf (then removing same as souvenirs). Much drinking leading to sudden need for toilet stop.... on a motorway... next stop 30 miles...

And finding you're the proud possessor of the only plastic bag left on the bus

I made it home, and so did the turf, still in the plastic bag...

A couple of folk had sore faces from trying to 'persuade' me to donate the bag, however....

[aNonnyMoose]

Originally Posted by Polwarth

Personally, me, mahsel wid advise many o the non-Scottish posters here tae dae a Google fur 'Prince Michael of Albany'.... To learn what a Scot is NOT...!

Last heard of in Latvia, according to my sources... with a lot of folk still looking for him

[Polwarth]

Hahahaaaaaaaaa. Latvia? Summy his numpty followers and 'ladyships' are Latvians

[aNonnyMoose]

How are the mighty fallen, eh?

[Polwarth]

Aye, yer no wrang!

What happened to all that rubbish spouted by his many Jacobite supporters - aboot how he'd be back with PROOF of his claims?

[Marlys of Mull]

Originally Posted by aNonnyMoose

Eh... hoo'saboot defendin a plastic bag full of turf from Wembley from all the other desperate folk on the bus for about 30 miles headed back north?


To fully appreciate that one, you have to go back to the 70's when there were no toilets on buses. Fill it with Scotsmen celebrating gubbing the English on their home turf (then removing same as souvenirs). Much drinking leading to sudden need for toilet stop.... on a motorway... next stop 30 miles...

And finding you're the proud possessor of the only plastic bag left on the bus

I made it home, and so did the turf, still in the plastic bag...

A couple of folk had sore faces from trying to 'persuade' me to donate the bag, however....

Ha! Classic!

Why didn't they pee 'oot the windae'?

There you have it, Izabele: a classic example of Scottish mentality.

Any other questions?

[aNonnyMoose]

Because the windaes were too high - at the top... Easier to pish in a plastic bag and chuck it out the door....