Chuckle Chuckle

[mee]

i have one for ya!


one day in a kindergarten class the teacher was teaching how a color can relate to a taste. she handed each student a pack of lifesavers candy, she said this one is red and it tastes like cherry all the students ate the red one, the next one is green it tastes like apple, all the students ate the green one. then she came to an orange one she said this one tastes like an orange, all the students ate the orange one, she then came to a new color that she hadnt saw before, not knowing what the flavor was she popped in in her mouth and decided that it was honey, she asked the students to try it and guess what the flavor was, they were stumped so she gave them a hint: its something your mother often calls your father.... this little gir jumped up and screamed "spit em out there a**holes"