THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING SINGLE

[Califgirl]

You know my best friend already has my wedding planned and wants me to have a girl for her to dress up lol.I don't think I'm going to go out with anyone she sets me up with again either the last one I was a step away from a restraining order lol besides I don't need help attracting wierdo's lol.Another reason single is good I can decorate the house and make it as girly as I want.

[Talon]

Originally posted by kattoy
I Need!

I Want!

I Must Have!!


LOL

LOL

I have just thought of three other reason I am glad there is no woman in my life...

'Cause you girls are nuts, I had to throw my last one out just to rekindle my long lost sanity.

[d-canmore]

With no persecution from your loved on you can:

1. phart in bed.

2. eat babies.

3. buy edible knickers for yourself.

4. leave the washing in the washer for days.

5. wear the same underwear for days.

6. three-day old pizza (yum!)

7. make pharty noises with your armpit.

8. watch the neigbours for hours.

9. build a den and pretend it is Iwo Jima circa 1944.

10. watch braveheart three times in a row.

Weelll... honesty is the best policy, isn't it?

[Mistress]

Originally posted by d-canmore
With no persecution from your loved on you can:

1. phart in bed.

2. eat babies.

3. buy edible knickers for yourself.

4. leave the washing in the washer for days.

5. wear the same underwear for days.

6. three-day old pizza (yum!)

7. make pharty noises with your armpit.

8. watch the neigbours for hours.

9. build a den and pretend it is Iwo Jima circa 1944.

10. watch braveheart three times in a row.

Weelll... honesty is the best policy, isn't it?

[i]lmao..

I know many women who will do the same.. lol.. however..

Please clairfy.. #2.. what the heck????? You better be talking about Baby Ruth Candy Bars.. ! lol

Mistress

[kattoy]

Originally posted by Mistress

[i]lmao..



Please clairfy.. #2.. what the heck????? You better be talking about Baby Ruth Candy Bars.. ! lol

Mistress [/b]

LOL

I think he's talking about "eating babes" which I guess would be a candy bar of sorts for men

LOL

Or else my mind is in the gutter again

[Dennisse]

OMG these guys are hilarious. Although I agree with what d-canmore posted, for the most part that is. I usually leave my wash there until the weekend. I have no idea what he means by the baby eating thing. Isn't cannibalism against the law in Scotlandlol.

Poor Talon, you had to toss her. Hee hee, yes we women tend to drive men insane sometimes lol.

So Califgirl, you make the place girly, ha, I think I got you beat. The other good thing about not having a boyfriend is him not making fun of your doll/barbie collection hehehe.

Dee

[kattoy]

I just thoughht of another reason....

Having no mate means there is one less person to worry about!