Hairy Highlander in kilt seeks women

[JohnBearcat]

Highlander 40miles west of Peterhead, seeks a bonnie lass
frae ony whaur,ony age mst bi abel tae mulk thi Kye,and skin thi neeps,and peel a pickel o tatties fer maesel ain
ain ower twa warkers aince a year,wid bi braw shi kin play thi moothi,,,whiley a play thi push and poo,weel quines hoomonys thair fer thit thyn,ye wull nae bi disapinted,ull evein thraw in a poond ower twa fer yer summer wark.Nae peely wally fook wantit,

[Talon]

lol...

OK

now I know yer no lookin fur me...but whit are ye dain man.. how ar strangers supposed tae undeston awe dat?

I think ye need tae translate it fur oor foreen pals..

good luk tae ye anyway

[liza81]

aye, I agree with Talon! If you are allright with her being
'frae ony whaur' ye'd best translate! I'm not the lassie though although I can skin neeps (I know it means turnips!) i've never even tried tae mulk thi Kye.
I do know how to peel tatties. but how many is a pickel of 'em? Since it would only happen aince a year, it seems like a large amount. I canna figure out what is thi moothi, but I guess you'd be playing bagpipes? (wild guess, am I right?) I canna say it I'm 'peely wally fook' since I've no idea what kind of folk that would be.
Maybe you actually want a lassie frae ony whaur that would ken what ye wrote?

[liza81]

my original reason for typing a reply is I wanted to ask you laddies who type in Scots, what is a braw callant?

[brainered]

Hiya....


I read your personal ad, it took me a while to figure out what you were saying, still don't understand what the moothi word means. Please explain.


Lamment@aol.com


Elizebeth

[Texasmujer]

Hi, JohnBearcat! Para la repuesta: Si Quieres, muchas cosas son buenos!! Probablamente, el repuesto es si. Yo pienso nosotros tenia muy divertiernos! Con Carino...to answer your scots...

[JacquelineC]

Hello, I don't wish to be rude but could someone please translate please. Oh and Texas como savis lo que esqrevio el? porfavor demi gracias

Jacqueline