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Old 16th December 2003, 21:01
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Joys of Sneezing

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the
first class
section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently
wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man
isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading. A few
minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently
wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man
is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few
more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a
tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman
and says,"Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken
a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Are you
sending me signals, or are you going crazy?" The woman replies,
I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I
sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious
says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."
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Old 18th December 2003, 09:27
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Old 2nd January 2004, 12:51
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[i] LMAO

Excellent! lmao..

Hey...
I picked this post to read cause I've been sneezing, and as I was sneezing.. I was reading.. lmao... BUT... ermm.. That didn't work for me.. lmao



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Old 2nd January 2004, 23:38
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roflmho!

Setting up a pepper concession stand ladies!!!!!! 1 free sample each!
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Old 3rd January 2004, 01:21
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[i]Me First.. Me First.. lmao..

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