Oh my Gawd!!!

[Talisker-Himself]

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely gray eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance.

He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her from her constraining attire. With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided her through this tender, new territory, boldly taking her to heights she had never dared to dream of, his movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy her every need.
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so long. And, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment, she thought,
"It's too big! - it will never fit!" Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for her. As pleasure and contentment washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her eyes. And he knew it wouldn't be long before she returned. Oh, yes, this woman would want more. She would want to do it again and again and again............


DON'T YOU LASSIES JUST LOVE SHOPPING FOR SHOES!!!!!!

[HappyAboutMyRoots]

O My God Lol that was funny.

[kathyv]

OMG!!!! Now I've wet my pants! LOL

[HollyElise]

WHEW!

is it hot in here, or is it just me?

[pattycakes]

I must be shopping for shoes in the wrong place!

[HollyElise]

"I need a man!" the beautiful blonde said, looking through her long, dark lashes at the broad shouldered man standing before her. "Can you help me?" she asked in a breathy voice.

One side of his mouth turned up in a grin, "What is it that you need?" He was tall, with piercing blue eyes, and he had a confident manner about him.

"Isn't it obvious? I... I... I've never done this before," she stammered.

He stared at her for a long moment, "Don't worry, I'll be as gentle as I can."

He came closer, apparently unable to resist any longer, and began tweaking at her chest.

She looked down and her gaze accidentally fell upon his tool, which was bulging in his pants. She couldn't take her eyes off of it.

"Here, let me help you with that," she said, smiling and pulling it out. Their eyes locked for a moment...

"Do you want to screw?"

"Yes, I do!"

"Did you not know this was 'Assembly Required' when you purchased it?" he said, holding the lid and hinges in place.

[ScotKat]

LMAO

I knew I had been shopping for shoes at the wrong shops!!!