oh..... Talisker?

[squigchick]

That's why kilts are AWESOME!!!

[mell]

Originally posted by Talisker-Himself
HollyElise & Little Imp taking part in the Highland games when they were little *LOL*

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I was going tosay.... i think you'll still find that they still do that........old habits never die!!!!1

[Little_Imp]

Originally posted by HollyElise
Certain of that, are ya?

You remember when you went to visit your mom? And you remember when she sent you pistachios? Are you sure you didn't let it slip where your mum is???? *evil grin*

You wouldn't. Would ye?! *starts shaking uncontrollably*

[HollyElise]

I could!

But let's not use the word extortion.

Okay, let's use it!

Here's the deal: you have 3 years, missy, to come visit me or join me in a vacation somewhere in another country, or not only will your mother get the address to Scotland.com... and a certain other website!... but she will find out about several of your most embarrassing moments!

And this does NOT mean i'm not coming to visit you as soon as i can get free to visit.

*Looking as pleased as a cat with more cream than it can lap up!*

[Little_Imp]

LMAO *fiddles with tie* [note to brain] that's a fine mess you've gotten me into [/note to brain]

Holl you're an evil genius with all the flare of Blofeld



...and good looks and charm of Ursula...


How could I possibly refuse such water tight 'invitation'!

[HollyElise]

You can't, Impy!

And now we know the trip... when i'm free i'll come to Ireland and we'll both go north and visit Piggie and have a blast!





Hey, Talisker.... you hit-&-run jokester, you!.... how's life treating you? What's new? I've been busy teaching and doing yucky stuff but i have some respite this week and need to have some fun.

[Talisker-Himself]

A wee Giggle for you..

An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a fight,screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbours feared him. They believed he practiced black magic because of the many strange things that took place in thier neighbourhood.

The old man liked the fact he was feared.

To everyones relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at his wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local pub and partied like there was no tomorrow. her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you scared that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said " let the old b*stard dig. I had him buried upside down"