Help! AAAARGH! I've been tormented in the most HORRIBLE WAY IMAGINABLE!!!

[KelleyGirl]

I'm a little teapot...
Here is my handle, there is your spout...
When I get all steamed up, hear me SHOUT!
Just bend me over and ....


lol well I'll let you fill in the rest! lol

[europebn]

Originally posted by KelleyGirl
I'm a little teapot...
Here is my handle, there is your spout...
When I get all steamed up, hear me SHOUT!
Just bend me over and ....


lol well I'll let you fill in the rest! lol

You naughty girl you!

'Fill' in the rest? Hmmm...

[leakyspider]

Hee Hee. No I didn't submit that art work. I'm not that good

Maybe when I get some photos of my new work

[nukegirl]

Shame.

Its a world of laughter a world of cheer.
Its a world of hope and a world of fear?
There's so much that is there that
its time we're aware, its a small world after all.

Its a small world after all.
Its a small world after all.
Its a small world after all.
Its a small small world.

That is my version
some words and phrases have been changed to protect my memories.

[leakyspider]

What is that song about the old woman who swallows things (while we are delving into childhood memories and all). It goes something like...

There was an old woman
who swallowed a spider
which wriggled, and giggled
and tickled insider her????

*raises eyebrow*

That is such dubious song! Ick.

[vballchick54321]

i'm surprised neither of these have been mentioned. they were the most popular songs on the bus at my elementary school for years only because you could see the teachers turning all different shades of the rainbow the longer we sang.

i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves,
i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
and this is how it gooooooes...

or

this is the song that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends
some people started singing it not knowing where it ends
and they continued singing it forever just because
this is the song that never ends...

such bittersweet memories-emphasis on the bitter

[Celyn]

Originally posted by leakyspider
What is that song about the old woman who swallows things

Here we are:

There Was An Old Woman
There was an old woman
Who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a spider,
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
She swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog
To catch the cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
She swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat, and swallowed a goat.
She swallowed the goat
To catch the dog.
What a hog! to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog
To catch the cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
She swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow
To catch the goat.
Just opened her throat, and swallowed a goat.
She swallowed the goat
To catch the dog.
What a hog! to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog
To catch the cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
She swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a horse
She's dead of course, she swallowed a horse.
She swallowed the horse
To catch the cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow
To catch the goat.
Just opened her throat, and swallowed a goat.
She swallowed the goat
To catch the dog.
What a hog! to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog
To catch the cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
She swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

Now you will have all 300 verses running around in your head!