Cyber Asylum!

[FrstWizzard]

Padded cells, metal doors,

Whitewashed walls and tiled floors.


All perfectly sounding harmony imbounding,

for all you crazy's with minds that are pounding.


Day rooms galore,

pee on the floor,

cards in a stack,

and everyone is whack!


old man poo and scooby-doo,

crazy gall with a digiree-doo.


Nurses in linen, doctors in cotton,

us all in gowns with feet out the bottom.


gowns with the tiers all at the back,

watch how you walk we will all see your crack!


dont be cheeky or rude,

or throw away your food.

take your medicine and smile and pretend for a while...

that your in exile!



Welcome to the Asylum... step on up, and give us your views....

we wont listen but neither do you!

[kittykat999]

Well, here I am!

Your first patient. Since you declared to ALL that Im crazier than you, scratch that, INSANE was the word you used I believe.(lol) I'm here to be HEALED!!!!!
Help me Doctor Wizzer!
P.S.
My face gets numb, and my nose gets stuffed up whenever I drink beer, I think we discussed this earlier but i don't think being used as a party prop is good therapy for me.

kittykat

[Simone_MN_USA]

well, Wizz, i definately belong here..straight jacket, here i come..lol

Mcwonderingwheremybrainhasgone

[julbug3]

Here I come...lol

I think I'm over medicated..

nope just kiddin'

MrMcyouarejusttoofriggingfunnyialmostpeedmypantslaughing!!

[legend_song]

The Password

A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer.
She asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to embarrass the female, he told her to enter "penis". Without
blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She almost died
laughing at the computer's response:
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.

[Simone_MN_USA]

that was great..LMAO

[Sapphire_M]

Are there any special requirments to check yourself into the asylum? Or does being insane qualify enough?

legend_song,
awesome joke. Do you mind if I pass that one along? -lmao-

Sapphire
-who really wishes that the cell wasn't padded cause she really needs to bang her head on a something hard after spending the day in programmers hell-