Cyber Asylum!

[leakyspider]

Wizzy - seems like you are going to be servicing alot of patients today.

HOW DO YOU MANAGE IT.

Wot a tuff life

Your going to have to have a new name...Dr Strange Love...???


Oh my inards!
Leaky Spider

[FrstWizzard]

okay.....yeah you do look happy, so I guess so.

Thats the spirit..

But you want to give me an "injection?"
You want to use your "needle" on me? LOL

Its ok, you will hardly feel a thing...
one small prick and it will all be over


Strange treatment for blurry vision, but okay!
You're the doctor.

Thats it..ok just step behind the curtain, and remove all your clothes...while i prepare this needle!


Maybe you can make me see the light! lol

well I will certainly try!


and dont you worry all the horror will be over in a minute!

[FrstWizzard]

i have all the symptoms. eyes to close together, constant sweating, shivering, nauseous, palpitations, sweaty palms, and my mind is shaped like a pretzel! And that’s just a good day

LOL..sounds like its too late for you, think we will have to send you to the locked ward...where all the real crazy people are. This here is just like a day center, but I think your wanting the basement... this nice wee jaket should fit you well..look..thats it..one size fits all.. ok we will just give you some of my...
emm,"The" medicine..
you will get this twice a day for the next wee while we will see how you get on with it... if you do well I may even let one of your hands out..
emm..i mean..
take your jacket off.. now try not to run into the walls... we hate having to replace the padding!

And ..oh.. it may be strange..oh yes it may..but it is effective..at least for me..
err..
i mean the patients.

now we just have to stop this leaking...have to find something to plug this gap with...hmmm.. what could i use...hmmm..lol

Mcservicingtheworld

[leakyspider]

Oooh you are a friendly doctor aren't you!!!

Baaahwwwaaahhhh sorry just had to laugh at the Mcservicingtheworld. Ah...that's probably your wildest dream??? 'Bring in the next young delectable patient, please Nurse'

YOU are going to be TIRED when you get through with all us looneys. Aren't you glad there are some many of us

I may not leak soon - Leakyspider

[leakyspider]

Okay...so I have had the Little Miss Goth Chick revelation. But I had ANOTHER one on the way home from work.

I thought I would keep this too the nut house as the NORMALS may not understand

You see I have this boring trek to work with all the commuters and a boring trek home. Wouldn't it be nice while walking to work - I'd just to walk up to someone and hold their hand. Just at the traffic lights while we are waiting to cross, not say anything, just slip my hand in theirs, hold on, not look at them, not say anything, then let go and walk off across the street.

But then I thought...hey why stop there. I thought wouldn't it be nice just to walk up to someone and snog them (except for all the koodies and germs). Just stop them, embrace, then have a big long snog, say thanks and walk off.

I am not an ugly spider. I am sure the unsuspecting commuter wouldn't mind. I already have two goodlooking candidates picked out.

But THEN I thought....WHY STOP THERE. Why not just go up to someone and say 'hey do you want to call in sick?, we'll just go to the zoo today or something?'.

What do you think??? Will people freak out and run around? Should I involve some people in research first or do some trial runs???

Bored and Hungry for....well....
Leakyspider

[FrstWizzard]

LOL..

Actually I really think it is a fabulous idea...

If you did that to me..I would definatly go with ya! and I am not just saying that I really think that you should live in the moment like that..just the here and now..dam i wish someone would do that to me..obviously though you would have to be good looking enough to get away with it..he he

and dont worry about the germs...thats what doctors are for ...the aftermath..lol

I would say go straight to trial runs..although if you do and we never hear from you again I guess we will know how it went..lol..actually forget the trial part go straight for the jugular..oops..vampire talk again! but no point in messin about now is there.. maybe you should start small and go for a chick..lol..if nothing else they cant beat you up as badly and personally speakin I think thats hot!!..lol but thats just me and we all know by now how strange I am...



Mcsuchakoolidea.

[leakyspider]

MCWizz...would you like to be one of my guinea pigs for one of my experiments.

I don't think I am brave enough to do the kissing thing just yet with total strangers. On the way to work this morning I couldn't find anyone cute enough to kiss or hold hands with

And kissing girls is like kissing yerself, they have a soft slow, kiss. Personally I like a strong man kiss. Yes, there is a difference. There is a bit more hunger and longing behind a man kiss. YUMMY!!!!

Gimme, gimme, gimme man kisses!!!

Drooly -
Leakyspider