scrumpyguy...

[scrumpyguy]

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American Scrumpyguy looking for Pen Pals, Women 35-55 that are from Scotland fife area. St. Andrews area, Fife. Any other area is fine as well. Golfers and just nice people. Of course most are nice from Scotland.
scrumpyguy@gamil.com

[Polwarth]

I'm not in the market, but your name made me smile.. I thought you might be from Somerset or Devon.

[Celyn]

Same thoughts here, Polwarth. Welcome Scrumpyguy, yes, your name put me in mind, not of St. Andrews, but of the old "Wurzels" and their humorous "Scumpy and Western Style".

...
'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now, let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key....

Oh, you might not have heard it but that is because you probably did not suffer 1970s pop music telly in the U.K.

Like Polwarth, not in the market, but welcome to the site anyway, and thank you for spelling "St. Andrews" correctly: I detest people who throw in an apostrophe.

But, you equate golfers with nice people? NO! Golfers are people who infest St. Andrews and wear very odd clothing. EEK!

So, welcome to the site anyway, and thank you for reminding me, albeit inadvertently, to go and listen to Melanie Safka again. I do hope that you find a good penpal. Best wishes for that.

[Polwarth]

Whilst I know - and love - St Andrews... Celyn is wur resident 'expert' on the douce toon.

[Celyn]

Me, expert in anything, Pol? Me, the daft woman who cannot keep her computer running and has to give up and decide it is a disaster?? Hmm, o dearie me, no.

But I hope scrumpyguy gets a penpal (even if is the kind of mad creature who does the golf thing).