Lesbianism, all in the mind.

[Saorsa1]

The Daily Mash

FRIGID LESBIANISM CAUSED BY BRAIN DEFECT
26-10-10

WOMEN who don't like having sex with men have something wrong with their brains, a new study has finally proved beyond doubt.


This bird's noggin is teeming with lesboidal brain malfunction
Scientists have confirmed that whenever a wife, girlfriend or attractive woman in the pub declines the opportunity to have sex, it is because they are a frigid, mentally defective dyke who is scared of a real man like you.

Researcher, Tom Logan, said: "Up until now we were sure that lesbianism was all in the mind. That women who did not want to have sex with you only thought they were lesbians.

"But if you look closely at these head x-rays you can see exactly where all the lesbianism is.

"It seems as though not wanting to have sex with a man makes the frontal lobe doo-da go the colour of denim.

"Meanwhile these other x-rays show what happens inside the brain of a normal woman who is constantly up for it. Look how happy she is."

He added: "If there is a lesson to be learned from this it's that women should look after their brains and stop being so totally lesbian about having sex with me."

But Dr Logan's wife, Emma, said: "My study suggests very strongly that it's not me it's you, you fat, bald, stinky little ****.

"If I don't like sex, then what the **** are all those tea lights doing in the bathroom?"

[Saorsa1]

Actually, as much as I support the right of people to do their own thing, I thoroughly applaud Rosie O'Donnell's choice to avoid men. You never know, one dark night, at a party, in a dark cupboard, in a strange city... it might be her.

Yikes!

[Saorsa1]

Of course, there are the rather more torrid appealing dark cupboards.

Strangely, the system isn't allowing me to post images... this is a very good thing regarding the Rosie O'Donnell picture.

[Saorsa1]

Actually, you'd be surprised just how many pictures of Dick Van Dyke appear when you tap in Rosie O'Donnell.

[wullie m]

Lesbianism can be lucrative, Stephen Purcell, the disgraced former leader of Glasgow Diatrict Council, gave sixty odd grand to some ladies club called the Castro, what happened to the cash?

[Lachlan09]

Originally Posted by Saorsa1

Actually, you'd be surprised just how many pictures of Dick Van Dyke appear when you tap in Rosie O'Donnell.

That's nothing ! When I posted a link in my HLI thread to an old photo website of the Crimean War, the link came up on my post as "Hot Girls In Your Area Tonight"

So I ditched the link !

[Saorsa1]

Actually, that's 2 days since I posted this thread. I fully expected disgruntled militant bull dykes to be sending hate mail to me by now.

If I'd posted this about gay men, I wouldn't have expected a reply since they'd be too busy bonking each other senseless to be bothered with such trifles.