There was a man

[Andrew_Marriott]

There was a man who thought that he would go and tell the world
Of how his life had changed so much since meeting this fine girl
Hair of gold and teeth so white, she really was a stunner.
And when she flashed a smile at you, she got you in a oner
She had a body beautiful, and curves in the right places.
She spoke 6 different languages, and knew all the latin grammar cases
She had degrees in physics, maths, psychology and cooking.
She never ever picked her nose, even when no-one was looking.
Once you looked into her eyes, you'd awake 10 minutes later
She'd never do a single thing to cause someone to hate her
But this chaps quest to woo her was soon knocked upon it's head
For upon her finger is a ring, she is already wed !!!!!

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More Irn Bru !!!!

[Willy]

Nice Andrew!

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Di (aka ^..^ ~ Willy)

[dclor]

(*standing ovation*) - Diane

[Andrew_Marriott]

a standing ovation !!!

my poetry never got a standing ovation before.

you love me, you reeeeeeally love me !!

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More Irn Bru !!!!

Excuse me!!! You had me going there until you mentioned her "not picking her nose!" She's not human then. Oh dear, I've opened up a can of worms on the usage of body functions. I'll never learn.......

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Gaol, Dilseachd, Cairdeas

[Andrew_Marriott]

It was my way of saying that the "perfect" ones are always taken.

Watch out for other, heavier stuff from me coming very soon (i.e. will be typed in once I've finished this message)

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[Andrew_Marriott]

Just thought I'd ressurect this and greddily take up the firstspaces on the poetry board

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