An Ode for TOP TOTTY

[gavinburnett]

For Lisa......


Top Totty she's known as, she's a mate, a real star,

But as I've not met her, I still ponder, what wonders lurk in her brar!

She's a cracking dirty bird, that I can safely say,

And our conversations center mainly on we're wearing that day!

Till our paths do cross she lives on in my mind,

But when I finally do meet her, itll be a babe that I find.


Gav x

[Saltire]

Gavin, I think you've fallen into the trap of being attracted to an internet user. Most onliners that tell you they're a babe aren't really! Go to yer local singles night and get a real woman!

Excuse me, I've talk to her personally and I think Gav's got it right!

[Willy]

(*chuckle*)...Hey wait a mintute Saltire....Aren't you the same guy who claimed the hormones were running rampant here? Now you're giving advice on how to pick up a woman in person!

Becca: (I hated to take up someones "Clan" space to ask this) but since it seems like you get slammed with as many catalogs as I do; Do you recall a catalog where you could buy a Slate (like the Hollywood Walk of Fame) and personalize a name on it? It appears I've lost that one magazine & I really wanted to order the thing for my son! Let me know if you come across anything....Thanks!!!!

(oh,btw, nice poem)

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Di (aka ^..^ ~ Willy)

[Saltire]

Willy -

"In person" is the only way to "pick someone up". I think the whole web-dating thing is daft,

- [Internet] love is [very] blind!

[Willy]

Hi Saltire,
I was kidding...I tend to agree with you. I think there are few exceptions out there but overall...the age/gender babble that permeates so many boards is quite tiresome.

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Di (aka ^..^ ~ Willy)

All I can say is, Saltire, you just burst my bubble!