ROBOT BOY

[gavinburnett]

ROBOT BOY

Mr and Mrs Jones had a wonderful life
They were quite normal, happy husband and wife
One day they got the news that made Mr Jones glad
Mrs Jones would be a mum, which would make him a dad

But something was very wrong
With their bundle of joy
It wasn’t human after all
It was a robot boy!

He wasn’t warm and cuddly and he didn’t have skin
Instead there was a cold thin layer of tin
There were just wires and tubes stretching out of his head
He just lay there and stared not living or dead

The only time he seemed alive at all
Was with the extension cord plugged into the wall
Mr Jones, yelled at the doctor “What have you done to my boy?”
“He’s not flesh and blood, he’s aluminium alloy!”

The doctor said gently “what I’m going to say will sound pretty wild
But you are not the father of this strange looking child
You see, there is still some question about the child’s gender
But we think its father is a microwave blender!”

The Jones lives were now filled with misery and strife
Mrs Jones hated her husband and he hated his wife
He never forgave her unholy alliance
A sexual encounter with a kitchen appliance

And Robot Boy grew to be a man

Though he was often mistaken for a garbage can.

Hehe, very funny! Hmmm....I seem to see a recurring theme here with makin odd babies....... Enjoyed them all very much!
Thank you.