Single Living Male Needs Slave!!

[Talon]

I dont want to cook, iron, clean, do dishes or just tidy in general....

Any "Household Hints" on how to avoid all of these things but still see my carpets????

[Mistress]

[i]OMG.... Did you actually use the word Slave???
lol

Well.. I can handle being a slave in.. ermm.. certain rooms of the flat.. lmao..
But Hon.. What is an Iron ??
lol

Ok.. I've got some hints for ya.. lol.. you ready? lol

Iron = Dry Cleaners

Cooking = Take Out

Dishes = Solved with the cooking issue.. lol

Clean = Stay in one room, one bed.. ahemm.. I mean chair lol..
This way only one thing needs to be cleaned

Tidy = You must use something soft as to not harm the skin..
The skin is delicate around the wrists...
LMAO

Does this work for ya?

[Celyn]

Originally posted by Mistress
[i........

Tidy = You must use something soft as to not harm the skin..
The skin is delicate around the wrists...
LMAO

Does this work for ya?

???!!! Oho, Mistress is calling Talon what, exactly?

Oh, no doubt a more entertaining fight than Bruno v Tyson is a'coming.


Now, if only I had ever learned to count, I could take bets on the winner.






[Edited by Celyn on 28th March 2004 at 23:33]

[Texasmujer]

LOL

[Mistress]

Originally posted by Celyn

???!!! Oho, Mistress is calling Talon what, exactly?

Oh, no doubt a more entertaining fight than Bruno v Tyson is a'coming.


Now, if only I had ever learned to count, I could take bets on the winner.

[i]Ok.. lol..ermmm... lol... I've been know to call Talon a few things in my time.. lol..
Master.. King.. (and a few I wont mention) lol..lmao..

But what exactly from my statment... do you see me calling him here? lol.. Perhaps it is me.. but am I seriously missing something..?

And as far as the winner.. lol.. I will always let him think he won! lmao..

[Talon]

Originally posted by Mistress
But what exactly from my statment... do you see me calling him here? lol.. Perhaps it is me.. but am I seriously missing something..?

Well you had to explain it to me before I understand what you meant...and you meant ...

Tidy=Tide=Tied...

still not quite sure how thats the same..lol..but I get your playing on the whole slave thing....

and seen as your first to answer...and have lots of idea's...sounds to me like you'd make a perfect slave... so next time you pass the fridge could you get me a beer

[Mistress]

[i]lol...

Aye baby.. its was a wee joke (or promise) feeding on the slave thing.. lmao..

And of course I'll get you a beer

Anything else I can get for you while I'm down there?

lmao..