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Old 28th September 2005, 14:18
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Laws of Parenting

The 9 laws of parenting young children

1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

2. For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

3. Toys multiply to fill any space available.

4. The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

5. Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

6. If the shoe fits...it's expensive.

7. The surest way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

8. The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

9. Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to need the bathroom.
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Old 28th September 2005, 14:21
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Ha!!! I can relate to that!
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Old 28th September 2005, 17:22
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AMEN!!!!!!to all the above!
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Old 28th October 2005, 15:47
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Not a Mom.. but I get it all.. lol..

Very Accurate Indeed !
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