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Post Menopausal grannie Torettes :
Hello gran.
Grrrr
Will you be having a wee cup of tea?
Don't you talk tae me like that ya dirty filthy whoorin' ****e f****r with yer excremental vile b*******din f****n' smarmy grinning gub!!!!
I'll have a splash o' milk, please.
Would you like a wee biscuit with your tea?
Shut yer face ye fithy slutin* whorin' c**tn bas*****dn witch faced scum suckin tramp o' Babalonia. Woor, whoor, whooorin whoority whoorrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I'll have a chocolate digestive, please.
Grannies : can't live with them, can't live without them.
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