It makes no difference.
No difference is made.
Of difference shall there be none.
The two differ not at all.
Let the number of the differences = 0.
And LO, CeilingCat sez it maekz noe differetz! Heed ye, heed ye, the wurdz of CeilingCat!
Right, that's me away to hit my head off a brick wall for a wee minute or two.
