I've known SR for years. Born and bred in Scotland. So your pathetic jibes merely show you up for the cretin you obviously are.
Is that the famous Bisexual Billie of Boyne fame? The one whose army in Ireland was sponsored by the Pope at the time? Who's always pictured waving a wee sword from the back of a white horse, when the truth is he was dragged ashore by a Dutch marine, having fallen off his wee brown mare as he wasn't very good on horses - and whose arm was in a sling from a previous fall off a horse.
In fact, if I recall correctly, he died after falling off a horse (recurrent theme here anyone?) eventually, the horse having stumbled when it put its foot down a mole hole...
Here's to the wee gentleman in the black velvet jacket!
Haw haw haw!