One day a group of eminent scientists got together and decided that Man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were cone with Him.
The scientists walked up to God and said, "God we've decided that we no longer need You. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't You just retire?"
God listened very patiently to the man and then said, "Very well, but first, how about this, let's have a Man-making contest."
To which the scientists replied, "Ok, great!"
But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like i did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a hadful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no you go get your own dirt!"
And the scientist said "I ain't getting dirt dude, I is getting a handful of toxic waste. 100% science made, you had b*gg*r all to do with it"
As the scientist was fashioning his toxic avenger, he turned to god and said. " I is sooooo surprised to find out that you is a woman, and what fantastic hooters you has"
And at that moment God blushed her second blush when she witnessed the scientists secret ingredient
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