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An Interesting Tattoo:
A guy goes to the tattoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1000 to put a $100 bill on his penis. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this. The man replies with conviction "I have my reasons..." The artist shruggs and goes ahead and does the job. All the while he is anxious, curiousity takes over, why a $100 bill on his penis? So he offers, "You can keep the $1000 for the tattoo if you tell me why you want a $100 bill tattoo'd on your schlong..." The man consents and offers these three reasons: "First, I like to play with my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow. And third, and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to blow $100, she can stay home to do it."
simone
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